I was born somewhere, and then grew up. Along the way I went to a prestigious college where I learned about important things. Like student loans. Then I lived in different cities and worked for different famous and important people. Then I ended up where I am now. And this is where I do stuff. I’ve won a bunch of important and/or impressive awards for some of that stuff. I hope to continue doing stuff for sometime now.
Feel free to meet me if you have anything to discuss. I always welcome you to come to my office, by appointment only so that I can dedicate to you the appropriate time.